Title: RWUA
Description: America, I’m going to share a very sensitive and emotional story with you.
It was a warm summer morning at a serene Santa Monica community park. With iPod in hand I decided to get in some much needed cardio work. After a few laps, I stopped to do some jump-rope. Almost immediately a curious little furry friend climbed down to take a look at the action. At that point, there was no inclination that a heated brawl was about to ensue. He began to charge at me with such bravado and aggression that I back-peddled to escape the attack. I created some space and thwarted the attack with my jump rope but this little S.O.B wasn’t going to let up! I decided to get the hell out of dodge before I find myself in the hospital for 20 plus rabies shots. Needless to say I was stripped of my manhood as I nursed my emotional wound for days to come while that little bastard basked in all his glory.
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